Life After Death?
One day Ronald took some time out from his office job.
Later in the day, when he returned to his office, his boss asked him,
"Hey Ron, do you believe in life after death? An after-life?"
Ron was puzzled but managed to answer, "Yes . . . I suppose I do!"
The boss says "Good. Because your grandfather was looking for you after
you left for his funeral."
Sick-Time Abuse
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an
impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing
their contract's sick-leave provisions.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held
aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced,
"called in sick yesterday!"
There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee,
who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score.
The silence in the room was broken by a union negotiator. "Wow," he
said. "Think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been
sick!"
PROFESSION
NAME
Lawyer's daughter: Sue
Thief's son: Rob
Lawyer's son: Will
Doctor 's son: Bill
Meteorologist's daughter: Haley
Steam shovel operator's son: Doug
Hair Stylist's son: Bob
Homeopathic doctor's son: Herb
Justice of the peace's daughter: Mary
Sound stage technician's son: Mike
Hot-dog vendor's son: Frank
Gambler's daughter: Bette
Exercise guru's son: Jim
Cattle Thief's son: Russell
Painter's son: Art
Iron worker's son: Rusty
TV show star's daughter: Emmy
Movie star's son: Oscar
Barber's son: Harry
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was
probably worth it.
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If you want to say it
with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm cheap!"
Delta Burke
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